It’s been a while since I’ve written any kind of blog due to my predictable nature to become bored of things as soon as I spend any money (the daily blog failed soon after a paid for the web address). Well I’m back! For how long? Your guess is as good as mine, although I do know that the daily blog is dead and this site will now serve as a place to outlet my crazy in small doses. Maybe once a week or rather more likely every other month. The first of these small doses of crazy to be taken visually (you may wish to hold your nose whilst taking as so to numb any grammatical bad taste) is on the subject of my first holiday in three years (gasp!). The destination is Egypt. Your hero in this tale, well I’d like to say me as its fair to say I feature quite heavily throughout but alas I fear ‘life’ is the real hero here and I a mere imbecile in my holiday shorts.